Christmas Rap

Wake up in the morning, and the sunrise is coming up, I want to shut up, but I got a big mouth, Shout out loud, got to go running, All the sexy ladies look stunning on the running track, The holiday season is about to begin, I do not need a reason to become truly profound with joyful happiness, I always been a fool at heart, I am a way cool chilling dude, Santa Claus has a good attitude, and I got a bad ass attitude, Rude, and nasty as can be, Santa Claus loves all, because he gives kids gifts, and joy to the world, Santa Claus sleigh rides faster than the speed of light, I look onto the reflected beautiful Christmas lights, They shine so bright onto my very face, My facial expression is full of happiness, and joy, Never toy with me, I will destroy you, if you get into my face, I am not a disgrace to the human race, Dirty rat bastard won the rat race, I am pacing myself, and can not wait until Christmas comes once again, When will the joy of Christmas hit me in the face, My lady is graceful, and truly sexy looking, I can verse any word, I can curse any word, Word up to Christmas, We must live life with the Christmas spirit everyday, and the entire year, The holiday season is not a mere nightmare, The time of holiday season is here, I got so many reasons to be joyful, and happy too, I am a way cool chilling dude, Still waiting! Christmas!