Dirty Old Man

He had a winter’s worth of growth Hanging from his face. His horse was worn and beaten down A little off his pace. They were a dirty ragged pair And it had been a while. Since the man had had a bath As the Bartender said with a smile. Rosie here will fix you up She owns a bath out back. She’ll have you smelling like a rose If you can handle that. They took off all his clothing And they got him in the tub. And they gave this poor old mountain man One hell of a scrub. The bartender asked the ladies Have you washed him head to toes. She said we scrubbed him so damn hard We found another suit of clothes. By Ricky Sholar 1/18/2017