They say never meet your heroes And I couldn’t quite grasp why Then the opportunity came And I just had to try And he was tall, dark, and handsome Everything I had ever wanted Now the memory of his voice Will leave me forever haunted Arms wrapped around me That I thought I would never feel I had to kick myself repeatedly Because this could not be real I would have sweat to death If the air wasn’t so damn cold Every bone in my body was shaking But I stood there acting bold Every shape and every curve Is cemented in my mind And my heart is still fluttering Because he was just so kind I would have done anything To keep him there a little longer But duty calls I guess And that call is always stronger They say never meet your heroes And I think now I know why Because it’s everything you’ve ever wanted And then you come down from the high