How convenient
when your phone dies during
“nights out”
How convenient
when I notice lipstick on your shirt
because
“a female coworker happened to run into you”
How convenient
when you don’t come home
because
“your Uber app glitched”
How convenient
when you change your password
because
“you forgot your old one”
How convenient
when you forget important events
because
“you were stuck in traffic”
How convenient
you have an excuse
for every scenario
How convenient
that no matter what I say
there is always this magical coincidence
that is supposed to make everything
make sense.
