How Convenient

How convenient when your phone dies during “nights out” How convenient when I notice lipstick on your shirt because “a female coworker happened to run into you” How convenient when you don’t come home because “your Uber app glitched” How convenient when you change your password because “you forgot your old one” How convenient when you forget important events because “you were stuck in traffic” How convenient you have an excuse for every scenario How convenient that no matter what I say there is always this magical coincidence that is supposed to make everything make sense.